“Freedom is a length of rope. God wants you to hang yourself with it.”
"…and he hasn’t been home in a few days"
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
Leonardo DiCaprio and Sandra Bullock get a special Oscar surprise from host Ellen Degeneres at the 86th Annual Academy Awards, March 2nd, 2014
I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
ARE YOU FUCKING—-
AND YOU’RE WORRIED ABOUT GETTING VIDEOS OUT?!?!
MY GOD ADAM, WE CAN DEAL FOR A FEW MONTHS IF WE HAVE TO
HOLY CRAP DON’T DIE BECAUSE YOU LOVE YOUR FANS